A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer;
“This is the
dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”
The barber puts a fifty naira note in one hand and two ten naira notes in the other, then calls the boy over and asks;
“Which do you want, son?”
The boy takes the two ten naira notes and leaves.
“What did I tell you?” said
the barber. “That kid never learns!”
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of
the ice cream store.
“Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the ten naira notes instead of the fifty naira note?”
The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because
the day I take the fifty naira note, the game is over!!!
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