joystick

A man had a 25 inch joystick and felt miserable
because women wouldn't want to sleep with
him,so he goes to this doctor who told him
nothing could be done about the size of his
joystick but that he knew of a method which
might be of help.He said that if he went to a
pond and asked a frog to marry him his joystick
would shrink by 5 inches every time the frog
says no.Off he goes to the pond the next day to
find a frog,on getting there he sees a frog and
he ask the frog to marry him.The frog turns and
answers "no" ,he feels a stir in his pants and to
his amazement his joystick has shrunk to 20
inches.he asks again " please marry me",the
frog replies again," No",he feels the stir and his
joystick shrinks to 15 inches.He thinks one
more would be ok,so he asks again,"will you
marry me"the frog in a fit of rage replies,"how
many times do I have to tell you,NO, NO,NO ".