Tuesday, 16 August 2011

DMV

A man is at DMV.
 [DMV Worker] Name, please?
 [Man] Abdul Khan.

[DMV Worker] S*x?
 [Man] Yes. Three to five times a week.

[DMV Worker] No, no… I mean, male or female?
 [Man] Both male and female. And, sometimes with camel.

[DMV Worker] Holy cow!
 [Man] Yes, I did one time with a cow, too.

[DMV Worker] But isn ´ t that hostile?
 [Man] Horse style, doggy style, any style!

[DMV Worker] Oh dear!
 [Man] No, no! ….. No Deer…….. Deer run too fast!  )

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