ATIKU'S SON PAYS 1M DOWRY

Mohammed Atiku Abubakar, son of Nigeria’s former Vice President, Alhaji Atiku Abubakar on Saturday married Malama Badariya, daughter of former Bauchi state Governor, Ahmed Adamu Muazu.

He paid one million Naira and brand new luxury car as bride price for his wife.

Mohammed Atiku Abubakar also broke a record and set a new one in bride price payment. The record is however, a marked contrast to common Fulani tradition to which Ahmed Adamu Mu’azu, a Fulani cultured man is known.

The wedding fathia was held in the exclusive reception hall of the Emir of Bauchi’s Palace.

Jigawa State Governor Alhaji Sule Lamido, represented Mohammed, while Mallam Isa Yuguda, Bauchi state Governor, and son-in-law to the late President Umaru Musa Yar’Adua was the wali or representative of Mua’zu’s daughter, in accordance with the Islamic rites.

NAIJA GAL STRANGLED TO DEATH IN ITALY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tV0YD9C4-vM

Gricignano (Caserta). A woman of color, apparent age of 30 years, was found dead in the industrial area between Aversa and Gricignano, near the bicycle factory Morris. The body was Unclad and without documents. The body was Unclad and without documents. It is not yet clear the dynamics of what appears to be a murder. Beside the body, lying on the ground in a field, were found two knives, clean, no stains of blood. At first glance, the corpse did not show visible traces of violence or injuries from sharp weapons or firearms. The woman, however, may have been strangled.

The Kokomaster is 33

Dapo Daniel Oyebanjo, one of Africa's greatest entertainers was born today June 9th 33 years ago. HBD

ABU lecturer sent to prison for enticing married student

 

The Chief Magistrate Court in Kiyawa LGA of Jigawa State has sentenced Professor Festus David Kolo of the Faculty of Education at Ahmadu Bello University (ABU), Zaria to two months imprisonment for knowingly enticing a married woman who was a student in his department contrary to Section 389 of the penal code law.

Principal State Prosecution Counsel Mustapha Adamu, who read the first information report, said on May 21, one Muhammad Ghali of Takur Quarters Dutse “reported you, Prof. Festus David Kolo of ABU, knowing fully well that Mrs Bushra Ghali Muhammed is his wife, and you've been making advances towards her, inciting her, calling her oftenly, sending her love text messages using your phone”.

The FIR also said, “You, Prof. Kolo, was caught red handed by the police at Dan Musa Guest House Room 109 with Ghali’s wife after he reported the case to the police and after several warnings and pleas by the husband.

The accused told the court that the content of the FIR is correct. His lawyers M.A. Gausu and R.A. Nwande told the court that the accused is above 60 years and the bread winner of his family and therefore begged the court to temper justice with mercy.

In his ruling, Senior Magistrate Muhammed Musa Kaugama said the convict is a first time offender but also in order to deter the convict against a similar act in the future, “this court hereby sentences the convict to two months imprisonment without option of fine.

Tunde Ednut critisized for burying homies in the sand in his new video

 

The comedian and singer is being heavily criticized on Twitter for burying four guys in the sand in his new video - Buga Won Reloaded, which was released yesterday.

New Music: Timaya feat Dbanj - Mind Over Matter

Dencia's outfit to Industry Nite

 

Yeah, she wore this a while back...and I'm just posting it! :-). The Cameroonian singer wore this outfit to D'banj's Industry Nite gig last week. You like?

Man suing surgeon after he woke from surgery to find his entire nose removed

A man woke up after getting a nose job to find that the plastic surgeon had removed his nose entirely.
Patient Vishal Thakkar went to Dr Angelo Cuzalina, the president of the American Board of Cosmetic Surgery, for more than eight surgeries over the course of a half a dozen years. 

Mr Thakkar said after he went through a divorce in 2006, he decided to 'do something selfish' and get a nose job. He was living in Tulsa, Oklahoma at the time and went to one of the leading plastic surgeons in the area, Dr. Cuzalina. 

 

Thakkar before his surgery

Dr Cuzalina could not be reached for comment and his lawyers previously denied interview requests from Fox 23 on the grounds that they would not be able to speak about Mr Thakkar's medical history given doctor-patient confidentiality agreements.
Thakkar says that after the first surgery he suffered some relatively minor breathing problems that occurred when he slept or worked out. 

He went back to Dr Cuzalina eight times within the year to treat various fixes from the previous treatments.

 Dr Cuzalina

Before one of the surgeries, Thakkar alleges that he specifically told one of Dr Cuzalina's nurses that he did not want them to take any cartilage from his ears should they need it for his nose during the surgery.

When he woke up a few hours later, he had pain behind his ears because they had done just that. Fox 23 says the doctor later emailed an apology to Mr Thakkar.

Those recordings were then used as justification for Dr. Cuzalina's August 31, 2012 letter where he said that he would no longer operate on Mr Thakkar because of his 'ongoing threats and harassment against my staff, my practice, and me personally'. 

As a part of Mr Thakkar's lawsuit, he went on to say that the plastic surgeon, who is the president of the American Board of Cosmetic Surgery and has no prior complaints filed against him in the state of Oklahoma, gave him a dangerous mix of prescription medication. 

The lawsuit says Mr Thakkar was 'prescribed an excessive amount of medication, enough to kill the patient, if taken, including but not limited to Loratab, Ambien, Valilum, and Oxycodone.'
This is far from the end of his plastic surgery nightmare, however, as he is determined to fix his face.
'There is no way I am going to live like this. It is worse than being dead,' he said.


Culled from lindaikeji blog

SUNDAY

1. U go to club and pay 5k for gate fee, U
come chrch dey drop N20 for offering as if
GOD na Nigerian police... U get duplex for
hell

2. U give ashawo wey spent one nyt for ur
house 20k come give ur babe wey clean,
sweep n wash ur clothes for a week 5k.. U
get 4 bedroom flat for Devil's estate in Hell.

4. U wear mini-skirt just to confuse Man of
God every sunday.. U be shareholder for
hell.

5. U always go to chrch just to look for
gals... bros, U are in a joint partnership wt
d devil.

6 U fit dance all night to kukere song for club
but you cant move wen praise is goin on in
chrch abi... Ur rank for hell pass I.G

tru dat

(1) Since José Mourinho left Chelsea in 2007. Chelsea have won 7 trophies and Arsenal have won 0."
(2) When you scream God's name during sex, I wonder if you're trying to remind Him to punish u later."
(3) The day a Ghost got involved in an accident was the day i stopped watching Nollywood."
(4) What's the relationship between
Rain & PHCN in Nigeria? It seems almost like an automatic switch thing..
(5) Someone walks up to u drinking Ice-Cream and tells u to help him with Transport-fare cos he's Stranded..pls shoot Him!"
(6)He did the Exam so well that He Took the Answer Scripts Home to show His Room-mates"
(7) That awkward moment when you
type "Trophyless" on Google and the result shows "Arsenal"" ­
( Just put currency sign in front of your pin and igbo girls would add you.
(9) Sweat from somegirls' armpits can turn blue litmus paper red."
(10) If your Girlfriend refuses to accept
the Bible & anointing oil or Qu'ran as
Vals gift, free her, na WITCH"
(11) They say love is more important than money. Pls try paying a lagos conductor with a hug then run to www.funnyjokesandnaijagossip.blogspot.com for updates"
(12) In a Nigerian Home... If your friend
forgets to greet your parents, that's the
end of that friendship. If you agree"
(13) Women are like police, they might
have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession!"
(14) People That Smoke Weed Before
Going To Church. You Wanna Compete With The Most High?"
(15) In a Naija Home, ur parents will call
u frm ur room to pick up something that is sitting literally 2 inches away from them.
(16) If God's Plan For You is BROWN TEETH, Even IRON SPONGE Cannot Change It!"
(17) If 80k brazilian hair couldn't get you a good husband, why not use it to pay a counselor to talk good sense into your life?"
(18) Ushers sef.. Dey won't allow one sleep comfortably during service.. Thought the house of God is also my father's house?"
(19) The hot girl next to me in class just fell asleep. Maybe I should fall asleep too..so I can tell my friends I slept with her?"
(20)WHITE KID: "Shut Up Dad"!!; *Dad shuts up* DAD- *Shut too* 9JA KID:
"Pale, Shut up abeg" *wakes up*....where am i?....DOCTOR: Oloshi..Igbobi Hospital"
(21) A slap is a manual over ride mechanism used to rectify a person acting like a fool.....no one is above a manual reset."
(22) Some Igbo people with their names though, how can you be naming identical twins "Praise and Worship"?"
(23) U opend Ur legs &he bought U BOLD 5, U opend 4 anoda guy & he paid for Ur BIS. Pls open 4 me too, lemme
buy U d Charger."
(24) And So, I was watching a yoruba
movie...and this Guy shot himself in the
head THRICE...

funny love quotes

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
"A light heart lives long." - William Shakespeare
"Never go to bed mad -- stay up and fight." - Phyllis Diller
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
Love is the gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everyone else.
"Once you have loved someone, you'd do anything in the world for them... except love them again." - Anonymous
"Love is like war: Easy to begin but hard to end." - Anonymous
"Love has the power of making you believe what you would normally treat with the deepest suspicion." - Mirabeau
"Three things can't be hidden: coughing, poverty, and love." - Yiddish proverb
"The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed." - Chamfort
I.
Rose: Do you love him, Loretta?
Loretta Castorini: No.
Rose: Good. When you love them they drive you crazy because they know they can.
II.
Rose: Do you love him, Loretta?
Loretta Castorini: Aw, ma, I love him awful.
Rose: Oh, God, that's too bad.

"I detest 'love lyrics.' I think one of the causes of bad mental health in Nigeria is that people have been raised on 'love lyrics." - jossy
You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap." - Dolly Parton
"I should like to see any kind of a man, distinguishable from a gorilla, that some good and even pretty woman could not shape a husband out of." - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
"A woman might as well propose: her husband will claim she did." - Edgar Watson Howe
"I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's eighth husband on her wedding night: I know what I'm supposed to do...I just have to figure out a way to make it interesting." - many attributions
"No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying." - unknown

STAYING HIGH

Two friends were smoking weed... One of them went behind a tree, removed all his clothes and came back to
his friend Unclad!

He stood infront of his friend and asked;

"How do I look in my new suit?"

The friend looked at him, smiled, took another puff and said "Wow!!! You look so amazing in this your suit but you put your tie below the
waist instead of putting it round your neck

WHO'S THE DUMB ONE?

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer;

“This is the
dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”

The barber puts a fifty naira note in one hand and two ten naira notes in the other, then calls the boy over and asks;

“Which do you want, son?”

The boy takes the two ten naira notes and leaves.

“What did I tell you?” said
the barber. “That kid never learns!”

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of
the ice cream store.

“Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the ten naira notes instead of the fifty naira note?”

The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because
the day I take the fifty naira note, the game is over!!!

USE UR ELBOW

A Girl giving house directions to her Boyfriend. "Come to the front gateof my apartment where you drop me, Look for flat 9A, You'll find a lift on your right. Hit 9 with your ELBOW. Get out of the lift you'll find my flat on the left. Hit the doorbell with your ELBOW & I ll get the door for you" Boyfriend says: That seems easy but why am I hitting buttons with my elbows? Girlfriend: "0MG!Are you coming empty handed?" Boyfriend: (speechless)

Nigerian Babe Graduate with 4.0CGPA out of 4.0 in University of Texas

A 24 years old Nigerian, Uwa Osamede Imafidon, just graduated from the University of Texas at Arlington (UTA) in the US with Masters degree in Microbiology and made a 4.0 CGPA out of the maximum 4.0 CGPA.

Before her sojourn abroad, she had earlier bagged a First Class Degree in Crop Science from University of Benin, as the Best Graduating student in her Department. So proud of her! See photos of her when she was in Nigeria for her first degree, after the cut...

Beauty plus brains = great combination!

DRIVERLESS CARS

The future of transport is driverless cars, says the inventor of GPS, Bradford Parkinson. The inventor and military hero told CNN that GPS-powered robotic vehicles are already with us. So are you ready to hand your keys to a robot driver? http://bit.ly/15GyCbO

GOATS DETAINED IN INDIA

Police in southern city of Chennai find scapegoats after their new patrol car is damaged.

Aljazeera.com has reported that Three goats were caught and detained by police in the southern Indian city of Chennai after they allegedly vandalised a new police patrol vehicle, the Times of India has reported.

The trio were held as "scapegoats" for the crime which reportedly involved a dozen of their tribe trampling over the car - the latest example of anti-social behaviour in the Kilpauk district of the city.

Police said the goats had a record of damaging vehicles of residents, but had "crossed the line" with an attack on a new patrol vehicle, a maroon Innova. "We got the vehicle two days ago," said an officer on duty.

According to the complaint, about 12 goats dented the vehicle when they and climbed on top of it, "damaging the wipers and glass, and scratching the paint of the bonnet and body".

Police however found only three goats in their subsequent inquiries. "We took the animals to the station and made inquiries about the owner," the officer told the newspaper.

Their owner, Mary Arogynathan, 37, faces charges of negligent conduct of her animals, which were later handed over to the Society for the Protection of Animals

70 YEAR OLD BURNT TO DEATH

A 70-year old woman was yesterday lynched by angry residents in Kisii (Kenya) after she was accused of bewitching a young man in the village....

The woman is said to have cast an evil spell on the man making him have a miserable life. Sources said that despite his age of 30, the man showed no interest to women and did not progress in life, a factor that was caused by the evil woman.

Fed up with her behaviours, the angry villagers stormed her house in the evening and demanded to ransack it. She refused saying that she had not stolen from anyone and that they did not have a right to check her house.

They accused her of witchcraft and mentioned a number of cases she was involved in. They claimed that she had been behind a series of deaths that occurred in the village including that of her own husband.

They frog marched her to the nearest trading center for all to see before lynching her.

The area's Assistant Chief who confirmed the incident condemned it terming it inhuman. He wondered how one could be killed without any solid evidence. He promised to take legal action on all those who took part in the exercise.

ALPHABETS

Alphabets are so intelligently
arranged, they show you the way
of life....
"A"lways
"B"e
"C"areful.
"D"on't have
"E"go with
"F"riends n Family.
"G"I've up
"H"urting
"I"ndividuals.
"J"ust
"K"eep
"L"oving
"M"ankind.
"N"ever
"O"mit
"P"rayers.
"Q"uietly
"R"emember God.
"S"peak
"T"ruth.
"U"se
"V"alid
"W"ords.
"X"press
"Y"our
"Z"eal..

bin Awhile

A boy was in bed dehydrated, so
he decided to ask his father in the
sitting room to get him some
water
SON: Dad, can you get me some
water please.
DAD: No! Go to sleep.
SON: But am thirsty, please just a
cup
DAD: Not another word from you
or I will come in there and spank
you!
SON: Dad!
DAD: [Frustrated] Yes!
SON: While you're coming to
spank me could you bring the
water.