Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him.
So he on the 5th floor tries sign language.
He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion.
The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his peecock and starts masturbating.
the guy on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the fuck is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!".
the coworker says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"
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Tuesday, 18 October 2011
Friday, 14 October 2011
RAGGEDY DRESS HINDERS HEARING
A mild drama ensued yesterday at the Nnewi High Court II, when Justice Onochie, presiding over the court, almost refused to admit a plaintiff to the witness box, for allegedly wearing rags.
The plaintiff, Mr Ifeanyi Ogbodo of zone 15, New Motorcycle Spare Parts, Nnewi, who was about to be examined in his case with Syke Bank Plc and two others, was wearing a yellow and blue well-ironed T-shirt and a pair of jean trousers, which the judge found very offensive in his court.
Ogbodo, who sued Skye Bank over what his lawyer termed as ‘breach of contract,’ was pleading for a redress running into millions of naira, to recoup losses suffered in the hands of the financing house.
Counsel to Ogbodo, Mr Sam Onyia, argued that since his client had enough evidence that the bank deliberately withheld the money he was supposed to use in trading with his Chinese business partners, living him stranded in China for 50 days and also misleading him into taking a loan facility with a lot of booby traps, his client would use all the arsernals provided by the law to get justice.
Countering this, the defense counsel, Mr Obinna Nnaka said the alleged delay was caused by some mistakes made by the plaintiff when signing his agreement papers with the bank. He said the $20, 000 Ogbodo gave the bank to change and transfer for him was safely returned to him and wondered why he would accuse the bank of making an unfair deal with him.
Meanwhile, about 15 exhibits have been tendered so far, from the plaintiff in support of an amended statement under oath, seeking to establish that there was a partnership between the plaintiff, defense and a Chinese trading company. Justice Onochie, who advised witnesses to wear suits or traditional Nigerian wears said henceforth, the case would be fast-tracked and adjourned it to November 14, 2011.
The plaintiff, Mr Ifeanyi Ogbodo of zone 15, New Motorcycle Spare Parts, Nnewi, who was about to be examined in his case with Syke Bank Plc and two others, was wearing a yellow and blue well-ironed T-shirt and a pair of jean trousers, which the judge found very offensive in his court.
Ogbodo, who sued Skye Bank over what his lawyer termed as ‘breach of contract,’ was pleading for a redress running into millions of naira, to recoup losses suffered in the hands of the financing house.
Counsel to Ogbodo, Mr Sam Onyia, argued that since his client had enough evidence that the bank deliberately withheld the money he was supposed to use in trading with his Chinese business partners, living him stranded in China for 50 days and also misleading him into taking a loan facility with a lot of booby traps, his client would use all the arsernals provided by the law to get justice.
Countering this, the defense counsel, Mr Obinna Nnaka said the alleged delay was caused by some mistakes made by the plaintiff when signing his agreement papers with the bank. He said the $20, 000 Ogbodo gave the bank to change and transfer for him was safely returned to him and wondered why he would accuse the bank of making an unfair deal with him.
Meanwhile, about 15 exhibits have been tendered so far, from the plaintiff in support of an amended statement under oath, seeking to establish that there was a partnership between the plaintiff, defense and a Chinese trading company. Justice Onochie, who advised witnesses to wear suits or traditional Nigerian wears said henceforth, the case would be fast-tracked and adjourned it to November 14, 2011.